Friday, August 19, 2011

TOMORROW KIM KARDASHIAN GETTING ENGAGED TO KRIS HUMPHRIES


One day, people. We are just one day away from the event of the century, the wedding of the decade, the money-making scheme to end all money-making schemes.

Kim Kardashian marrying Kris Humphries tomorrow. OM...Ca-ching!


What must you know heading into the big day? Consider this your official Kim Kardashian wedding primer:

- The ceremony will take place at a $29 million estate in Montecito, CA.
- Both the ceremony and the reception will take place under a giant tent, in order to maintain privacy from the paparazzi and ensure E! has the exclusive coverage.
- The bridesmaids will wear green.
- Kim will wear a $25,000 dress by designer Vera Wang.
- Fans will be asked to spend $100 on a nuptials-themed fragrance.
- Kim will wear platform heels and her hair will be up.
- The couple will put their honeymoon on hold so Kim can start shooting Kourtney & Kim Take New York.
- Kris Humphries will wonder: What the Hell have I done?!?

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